ASSAULT RIFLE SPRAYS TUNES

Thank God Congress got rid of that annoy­ing assault weapons ban. Otherwise, how could we enjoy the new MP3 player that fits into the mag­a­zine of an AK-​​47?
The 20 GB, USB-​​compatable player “can be used on its own or it could be attached to the Kalashnikov machine gun instead of the ordi­nary mag­a­zine,” promises the gnomes at AudioBooksForFree​.Com. The device’s “stain­less steel body makes this new player uniquely suit­able for out­doors.“
Speaking of steel bod­ies, the gagdet’s web­site is worth a click, if only for the “Triple Kalashnikov Girls,” barely dressed “in what we can only imag­ine is stan­dard Russian mil­i­tary attire,” Gimzodo snick­ers. A mere $600 will get you a copy of the Girls’ favorite toy, with 450 audio books preloaded.

March 15th, 2005 | Bizarro | Comments Off Both comments and pings are currently closed.