Comments on: Chicago Cops Crack Heads, Ride Scooters

By: ML

ML — Tue, 19 May 2009 04:02:31 +0000

Segway

By: Gas Scooter

Gas Scooter — Mon, 18 May 2009 12:16:30 +0000

Thank you so much for all new features!

By: Dave

Dave — Mon, 02 Apr 2007 15:27:23 +0000

well now your city can go broke over some scooters. it should appeal to the community that the police really dont wana work for that pay check.how about a bike or try your two feet that god gave u .well lets watch the dum ass out come on this one an see how good it can get

By: hacker not cracker

hacker not cracker — Mon, 05 Jun 2006 00:51:24 +0000

I’d like to try one of those!

By: Postscript

Postscript — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 06:52:26 +0000

“BWAHAHAHA!!! Well, I guess it beats being a “sanitary engineer”.” — Euphemistes
I always get a chuckle out of folks who assume that “Shopping Center Security” means “Rent-a-cop.” It may not be a glamourous career, but I know the worth of my staff and the effects that we have on our own little microcosm are profound.
And besides, Euph, “Sanitary engineer’s” tend to make a bit more, although for substantially less training.

By: David

David — Fri, 02 Jun 2006 04:14:16 +0000

Seems like a waste of money.

By: andrew b

andrew b — Thu, 01 Jun 2006 20:52:09 +0000

what homos

By: NS

NS — Thu, 01 Jun 2006 19:14:14 +0000

450 mp/charge* is still wrong

By: NS

NS — Thu, 01 Jun 2006 19:12:46 +0000

Well, “450 mp/gallon” is still wrong, as evidenced by Segway’s own website:
“Battery range: 15–24 miles “
from: http://www.segway.com/segway/model_police.html

By: Santiago

Santiago — Thu, 01 Jun 2006 18:02:25 +0000

450 mp/gallon is still wrong. it is 450 mp/charge. it is a battery. no gallon of anything going in.