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White Phosphorous vs. White Widow

“Canadian troops fighting Taliban militants in Afghanistan have stumbled across an unexpected and potent enemy — almost impenetrable forests of marijuana plants 10 feet tall.“
white-widow_p1.jpg“The challenge is that marijuana plants absorb energy, heat very readily. It’s very difficult to penetrate with thermal devices. … And as a result you really have to be careful that the Taliban don’t dodge in and out of those marijuana forests,” General Rick Hillier said in a speech in Ottawa, Canada.
“We tried burning them with white phosphorous — it didn’t work. We tried burning them with diesel — it didn’t work. The plants are so full of water right now … that we simply couldn’t burn them,” he said.
Even successful incineration had its drawbacks.
“A couple of brown plants on the edges of some of those [forests] did catch on fire. But a section of soldiers that was downwind from that had some ill effects and decided that was probably not the right course of action,” Hiller said dryly.
One soldier told him later: “Sir, three years ago before I joined the army, I never thought I’d say ‘That damn marijuana’.”

{ 32 comments… read them below or add one }

mrnitropb October 12, 2006 at 11:20 pm

Air strike? Wasn’t the daisy cutter more or less meant to level real forrests? Sure its US, not canuk, buts i don’t see them “just saying NO” to a request like that. But still then, even if its all nicely plowed down, how to dispose of it efficiently without ‘ill effects’.
Couldn’t you just drive a dozer through the field?
Hmm, does nbc mask stop mj effects?

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Draq Wraith October 13, 2006 at 1:15 am

Trick one is to find a bug that loves the plant introduce it to the area and give it some time to work.
Trick two find a botanist give him some time for a solution.

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guest October 29, 2010 at 1:30 am

Somebody is wrong on the internet and I don't have time to deal with it right now. That somebody is you. Stop talking

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adrian marquez January 10, 2011 at 12:14 pm

thats a good technique

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mrnitropb October 13, 2006 at 1:48 am

yeah, because introducing foriegn species has always worked well in the pass…

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Vashti Feisal Ghazi Feisal October 13, 2006 at 3:47 am

It has taken Afghanistan 25 years to cultivate a ground cover that resists erosion, “tells” of weapons being in the area, and a natural water source for such a desert region. The United States has no legal right to damage or destroy any crops of any nation! That is a violation of the Geneva convention to destroy locally grown crops and livestock.

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Wembley October 13, 2006 at 4:57 am

Agent Orange did a pretty good job last time….didn’t it?
Let’s think it through first this time.

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binaryhero October 13, 2006 at 5:12 am

Why don’t we just ship a load of pot-heads over there. Offer them free weed and thousands of people would jump at the chance and they would get through it in no time.
And yes, a NBC mask will stop the smoke.

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Wilson October 13, 2006 at 8:40 am

Harvest it and sell it to offset the O&M shorfalls….

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Will October 13, 2006 at 11:25 am

“It has taken Afghanistan 25 years to cultivate a ground cover that resists erosion, “tells” of weapons being in the area, and a natural water source for such a desert region. The United States has no legal right to damage or destroy any crops of any nation! That is a violation of the Geneva convention to destroy locally grown crops and livestock.”
Sorry, when the bad guys are hiding a field of “crops” that can be replanted, and regrow there is no reason not to destroy the crops, to uncover the bad guys. Then when the bad guys are all dead, or stop blowing up innocent people then the regular people of Afganistan can go back to farming.

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guest October 29, 2010 at 1:32 am

Who are these "bad guys" and why on earth do you think that you'll ever kill them all? That is foolish.

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mrnitropb October 13, 2006 at 11:38 am

But what about the Canuk troops? Can THEY scorche teh earth, duuude? Since they’re the military forces mentioned?

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MD October 13, 2006 at 12:13 pm

Glycophosphate (agricultural “Round Up”) and Bronc max are readilly used in my area for preparing farmland before planting.
Takes about a week to kill the plants, then burn up the field. It does not sterilize the soil.
You can even mix it with water that is not potable.

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Karin October 13, 2006 at 11:58 pm

“Sorry, when the bad guys are hiding a field of ‘crops’ that can be replanted, and regrow there is no reason not to destroy the crops, to uncover the bad guys. Then when the bad guys are all dead, or stop blowing up innocent people then the regular people of Afganistan can go back to farming.”
Is this an actual war you’re describing? Or one you play with legos in your living room?

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Peter Brazil Nut October 14, 2006 at 11:42 am

Just nuke the whold damned country! Thats what i’d do ;)

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Mikey October 14, 2006 at 2:04 pm

Yeah! Destroying farmer’s crops is the way to win hearts and minds.
My country tis of the
sweet land of stupidity.

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John P. Wilch (TSgt, USAF Ret) October 14, 2006 at 8:11 pm

Some of these comments sound like they came from Dopers or some so called Arm Chair General (Military Gamer) who has never been on the receiving end of a bullet shot by a REAL bad guy. I have and its not very fun. If they’re so smart (or intelliegent(Ha! Ha!)) why don’t they enlist in the military so our troops can learn from them.
All my brother and sister in harms way, you are in my thoughts and prayers every day.

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Clifton Mitchell October 15, 2006 at 8:43 am

Before the US military “liberated” Afghanistan, the Taliban had virtually eliminated opium poppy production there. Perhaps the real mission of the US military is to ensure a resurgence of opium production in Afghanistan for distribution and consumption in the US. The US government benefits in 2 ways by protecting the burgeoning opium business in Afghanistan – 1st, there’s billions of dollars to be made by the criminal element in American society (many of whom are politicans at the federal level), and 2nd, spaced out Americans are much easier for big brother to control. It’s a bloody shame that American soldiers are fighting and dying in the “Opium War”.

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Keath October 15, 2006 at 9:38 am

It’s simple…locate enemy, drop MOAB, vaporize the hippies with their weed, protect US troops, repeat often.

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t davis October 16, 2006 at 5:29 pm

Hey jpw growing pot you can conceal on rocks so the heat from the rocks distorts the signature at night when the cops look for it.So reverse effect at night the vehicle blocks and bodies will be cooler than the dope,you pick up the lack of heat and toast the bad guys..This will save the crops so you dont get in a political pisser but effectivly deter the smucks. semper fi

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john October 30, 2006 at 10:18 am

smoke weed everyday

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fluxtatic January 16, 2007 at 6:01 pm

I can’t believe this crap…You want to get rid of a green (as in wet) field of plants (regardless of legality?) Of course diesel and phosphorus didn’t work. If it’s all that important, call in napalm strikes. Also, you flag-wavers, this aren’t, for the most part, ‘dopers’ cultivating. These are dirt-poor farmers that are smart enough to recognize that they can grow 1 acre of pot (or opium, for that matter) and make the same money that they would growing 10-20 acres of something the US occupying force finds acceptable. Let me guess you ‘soldiers’ are good conservatives all around and ask you: what about free markets? There is a market, and if there wasn’t, the cultivation would stop. Maybe the US should have made sure the job was ‘done’ in Afghanistan before it bailed and left the citizenry to fend for itself. And by bailed I don’t mean left, I mean that the forces left aren’t (obviously) enough to get the job done, if patches of marijuana are really such an issue.

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budlung07 January 27, 2007 at 10:31 pm

I wish I would have been there when they burnt it all up!!!!!!!

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yoko May 21, 2007 at 10:08 pm

there are veen better led grow lights out there called fuzzlights.com
really cheap as well. cost less than 100 dolalrs per bulb
http://www.fuzzlight.com

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JAMAL June 7, 2007 at 1:20 pm

OMG I WISH I COULD SMOKE ALL THAT WEED. P.S PLEASE SEND ME SOME

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Daniela August 18, 2007 at 1:58 pm

Yeah sure! Do you really think they burned them. They most likely packaged them and are selling them now. Give me a break! Who wouldn’t do the same if they stummbled on a field of marijuana. I like the last quote “that damn marijuana” haha sureeeeeeeeeeeee…

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Herb O'Africa March 20, 2008 at 6:56 am

It’s a shame they can’t harvest the forest and have cross-cultural session. If the soldiers from both sides came together and smoked the forest, they’d become passive and non-violent. The biggest risk here is the possible lack of munchies

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tim mcveigh jr. April 13, 2008 at 3:05 pm

All this talk about “bad guys…”
Tell me – just what does a “bad guy” look like?

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White Widow FTW August 27, 2009 at 2:21 pm

I laughed when reading this story :)
However while reading the comments here this gets much more serious, some people do not understand that this war in afghanistan is unjustified… the whole point is that the US should not be there…
Now if it was justified and the US army had to be there, then you still have to deal with all the legal geneva conventions issues of burning crops and what not laws there might be, im not expert…
But thats not the case…

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john November 12, 2009 at 10:49 pm

hell yeah white widows the shit!!!!!!!

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