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Greatest. Promo Vid. Ever.

The New York Times Magazine’s “Year in Ideas” issue is online. And I’ve got a story in it. Not about military technology, this time. About a Japanese inventor, and the machine he claims ages wine, in a couple of seconds.
This teeny-tiny piece had more than its fair share of hilarious research moments. The best of ‘em had to be when I stumbled across this zany Japanese promotional video for the wine-ager. Behold, as a cuter-than-cute cartooon grandpa gets his drink on, while a little girl blinks her giant eyes, and gets all golly-gee. Complete with an overdub that would make Godzilla proud.
Like the old man in the video says, “Mmmm. Well, let’s start the consumption.“

A few other interesting tidbits in the ish. Defense Tech pal Clive Thompson takes a look at the Boomerang ‘Bot — and eats a little DT dust in the process (which is fine, considering I wrote up one of his ideas last year). Jonathan Shainin takes note of the CIA’s “Ziggurat of Zealotry,” and the infamously-fictionalRods from God” space weapon concept.

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Kathryn Cramer December 10, 2006 at 1:38 pm

Did I understand correctly somewhere in the middle that they were turning water into wine? “The water molecules are restructured into alcohol”? Well, Jesus H. Christ! How amazing!

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mrnitropb December 10, 2006 at 2:17 pm

beats the hell out of using antifreeze. Now if only one could use it to turn “shining” new grain alcohol all nice and barrel aged seeming…

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Chris December 22, 2006 at 6:04 am

It can’t possibly work well. Wines and spirits take in so much character from the wood that their casks and barrels are made of!

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