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Home » Bizarro » Greatest. Promo Vid. Ever.

Greatest. Promo Vid. Ever.

The New York Times Magazine’s “Year in Ideas” issue is online. And I’ve got a story in it. Not about mil­i­tary tech­nol­ogy, this time. About a Japanese inven­tor, and the machine he claims ages wine, in a cou­ple of sec­onds.
This teeny-​​tiny piece had more than its fair share of hilar­i­ous research moments. The best of ‘em had to be when I stum­bled across this zany Japanese pro­mo­tional video for the wine-​​ager. Behold, as a cuter-​​than-​​cute car­tooon grandpa gets his drink on, while a lit­tle girl blinks her giant eyes, and gets all golly-​​gee. Complete with an over­dub that would make Godzilla proud.
Like the old man in the video says, “Mmmm. Well, let’s start the con­sump­tion.“

A few other inter­est­ing tid­bits in the ish. Defense Tech pal Clive Thompson takes a look at the Boomerang ‘Bot — and eats a lit­tle DT dust in the process (which is fine, con­sid­er­ing I wrote up one of his ideas last year). Jonathan Shainin takes note of the CIA’s “Ziggurat of Zealotry,” and the infa­mously-fic­tional “Rods from God” space weapon concept.

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  1. Kathryn Cramer says:
    December 10, 2006 at 1:38 pm

    Did I under­stand cor­rectly some­where in the mid­dle that they were turn­ing water into wine? “The water mol­e­cules are restruc­tured into alco­hol”? Well, Jesus H. Christ! How amazing!

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  2. mrnitropb says:
    December 10, 2006 at 2:17 pm

    beats the hell out of using antifreeze. Now if only one could use it to turn “shin­ing” new grain alco­hol all nice and bar­rel aged seeming…

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  3. Chris says:
    December 22, 2006 at 6:04 am

    It can’t pos­si­bly work well. Wines and spir­its take in so much char­ac­ter from the wood that their casks and bar­rels are made of!

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