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We Get Letters: ‘Sats Attacking My Brain’

foil5.jpgIt’s actually been a while since I’ve been sent an e-mail this nutty. Can the Air Force’s satellite hackers help out here?

Dear Sir,
Satellite Technology could be used on terrorist. If a terrorist is caught the “lasered” with Satellite technology then let go. That individual can be monitored 24/7/365 with out ever knowing that it is being done to him. Follow the rat back to the nest. If the “laser” that can shock the nervous system is also applied then that individual can be controlled to a certain extent. Sleep deprivation can be used and the shocking of the nervous system takes allot out of the individual. I know it is being used on me.
I am sending you this because I do not know who else to turn to. Satellite technology is being used on me. The only proof I have is other people hearing these people. My dentist, people at a coffee shop, barber, suppermarket, everywhere I go ect… I hoped that I was just mentally ill but when other people can hear them then it’s not me. Me I am having sleep deprivation, shocking to my nervous system and other disruptive things being done to me utilizing this technology.

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oz December 14, 2006 at 3:31 am

The obvious reason the “satellite technology” is being used on this man is the inadequate design of his tin-foil hat.
-oz

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pedestrian December 14, 2006 at 5:27 am

I’ll believe it if this person would hand me a night vision camera to see the laser pointing on the head on Fox Maulder :-P

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Mike December 14, 2006 at 10:08 am

You sure that wasn’t one of C-Low’s?

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Mr. Smith December 14, 2006 at 10:15 am

This wasn’t posted by Kip Lee was it? When I was in the military, he’d send us the most amazingly paranoid FOIA requests, asking for UFO blueprints and the locations of our mind-control satellites. He also ran for President a few times, on the Libertarian ticket.
Duh! They’re in geostationary orbit… over your HOUSE!

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Ranger Jay December 14, 2006 at 11:06 am

Obviously, this guy hasn’t figured out that a layer of aluminum foil, applied over the cranium, can alleviate many of the problems he is experiencing.
A baseball cap will keep the foil on even in a stiff wind.
Sleeping in a lead-lined coffin will work as well.

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Aron Levy December 14, 2006 at 2:57 pm

Ladies and gentlemen, I rest my case:
http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/

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laura March 2, 2008 at 10:19 pm

I never thought this stuff to be true. I now know it is I know for a fact Im being watched I believe its the eye in the sky. I also believe that they have the abilitie to send vibrations and sensations to parts of our bodied, I would love to hear from anyone with information to share. This is a risk hear but what the hell.

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