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Tricycle of Death

This is truly the mother of all scoops. After months of clandestine meetings, Freedom of Information Act requests, and classified military computer hacks, Murdoc has finally discovered the wonder weapon that is guaranteed to turn the tide in Iraq. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you… the Urban Combat Patrol Tricycle!
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campbell December 15, 2006 at 3:05 pm

uh huh. likely released now to time in with latest “were going broke!” Pentagon complaints; as being exemplary of pending drastic cost reductions.
on the other hand…..might be something in it!

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mike December 15, 2006 at 3:31 pm

Canadian ingenuity! Okay, so the armour coverage isn’t much better than a g-wagen, but one pallet of innertubes will cover all your resupply needs for the next thousand years.

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Edward Liu December 15, 2006 at 3:52 pm

Joke #1: It’s the new strategy we’re going to try after some 3-star heard someone talk about how “I nearly died laughing” and figured it might work on Iraqi insurgents and al-Qaeda.
Joke #2: GM is letting the Army have these for the low, low price of only $2.3 million per unit. They’ll make their money back on the service contracts.
Joke #3: The Marine Corps is getting a unicycle towing a guy with a Nerf gun on roller skates.

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Trustbutverify December 15, 2006 at 4:16 pm

Is that CADPAT (or whatever it’s called), or Dutch flecktarn?

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black beaver December 15, 2006 at 5:01 pm

shoulder flash on the driver looks cdn. hair is too short to be dutch ;-)

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Timmy Mac December 16, 2006 at 7:19 am

I said PEDAL FASTER!!!!

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Trustbutverify December 16, 2006 at 8:20 am

My bad, I meant to say Danish. Either way, the hair *is* a little short Europeans.

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MD December 16, 2006 at 12:50 pm

It’s CADPAT, those are ILTIS trailers, Maple Leaf Lapels, also, was sent the picture in an email from home, aka Canada… LOL

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Aron Levy December 16, 2006 at 1:50 pm

Mr. Liu, your third joke nearly killed me laughing. Bravo.

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Spatter December 21, 2006 at 5:00 am

Holy Banas! This deadly combination will surely win the situation in Iraque and other “difficult” areas for us.
One thing I want to remind you of is the extreme effectivness when retreating – Backfiring supports both personnel on board!

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Kiril, The Cycling Dude December 22, 2006 at 1:10 pm

Thanks 4 making my Day! :-D

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Andre January 2, 2007 at 2:12 pm

Definitely Canadian. Also received this pic by e-mail with following message:
Unauthorized snap of new Canadian Forces Recce vehicle.
Cost effective, low profile, quiet, low heat signature, crewed by only two soldiers, plenty of storage area and requires very little maintenance. However, prone to rollovers, light armour, slow mover, comms are terrible and limite fire support.
Canadian humour, EH!!!

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??? August 7, 2008 at 8:49 pm

uh huh. likely released now to time in with latest “were going broke!” Pentagon complaints; as being exemplary of pending drastic cost reductions.

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