Heres one to read over a morning cup of Joe
When you absolutely, positively must crash that party you werent invited to, heres your ride.
Its sophisticated, yet rugged.
The white color scheme and United Nations logo stenciled on the side says Im willing to be reasonable about this. Someone must have forgotten to put me on the guest list. But the smooth-bore 120 jutting from the turret says: Though, if youre not going to let me in, were gonna have a problem.
Comfortable Corinthian leather bench seats that can accommodate all your scantily-clad groupies — and thick glass portals to keep the paparazzi at bay.
Oh, and did we forget the beverage cooler and milspec champagne bottle rack?
So when the pansies in Hollywood try to block your entrance to their post-production party in the Hills with their girlie-man Prius hybrids, just put this chick magnet in gear and drive right the hell over them.
(Gouge: CM)
Dude, you can’t pick up chicks in a tank
We’re gonna get a tank, and you’re worried about chicks. What chicks are we gonna pick up man?
“Dude wheres your tank”
I could blow up the god damn world with this thing.
Chicks follow the Cristal, so this tank will do the trick.
oh, you’d have no problem picking up chicks in that thing, trust me.
…and chicks dig big guns. Trust me.
http://www.tanklimo.com
awwwwwweeeesssssoooooooommmmeeeeeee
I want! I want!
But will it float? Doesnt appear to be much of a houseboat. dont take it to n.o.
That’s not a “tank”, it’s a tarted up armoured personell carrier, obviously a sad case of more money than brains.
Dose it come in other colors, how many miles you get to a gallon, and dose it come with CD,and DVD player.
Beats the Dodge 3/4 ton 4x4 I wandered around Korea in.
Sweeeeeet!
Dude, you’re forgetting that if they see you drive up in your own tank, they will automatically assume you’re richer than “the Govonator”, and will flock to you in droves.
Whow! Who would not want one of these! Never pay tolls again! How about the boom box & a cd holder.
This could really catch on!
Where’s Xzibit
Women like men with their own means of transportation.
Hey, I want 2 of them. and now Osama, you bastard, Let’s see you run and hide now. I would love to catch your (^&^%*(*( running across the desert and have you in these sites.
Ok. I’ll bite. What is it called and who does it belong to. We all know the UN didn’t design it. Even though there’s champagne in the rack, I can’t believe its french.
We put surround sound and a DVD player in our stryker but this guy definately one upped us.
kudos.
i think it is british. L85’s on the weapons rack is a qiveaway. but still pretty cool. is it air conditioned? lol
I don’t wantone, Iwant 4!!
A 120mm gun Looks like a Scorpion Turret with a 76mm smooth-bore to me.… Still an excellent way to announce your arrival…
being a chic…ummm…can I say.…I’d take a ride in that.. or really any tank! I prefer the non pansied version, you know, camo and grease, with a cooler for bud light.
men, a tank is not what we find hot…its the men in uniform that are in it! now thats HOT!
When I was a Scout in Germany I would loved to have one of these puppies!
Scouts OUT!!!!!!!
3rd Armored Division
Spearhead
Looks like a M88/ M1 hull with a turret off of a LAV, either way, id love one just to roll over them freaken libs in LA and Frisco! oh, was Sheehan in that list?
I was in Tanks for 12 years and wish we had a wet bar!But that was then this now!
The fact that this is a UN tank speaks volumes. The turret is designed to shoot leaflets aying “Please don’t be mean.” Bunch of useless Wankers
Oh Yeah! Every girl’s crazy ’bout a sharp dressed man and a man in uniform is sharp. Impress me with your ‘Big Gun’ darlin’. Knowing how to properly put your gun in action is also very important to us girls. The problem I envision is what valet is going to park it for you? Holly-weird is very ‘into’ valet parking. Is that thing big enough for a dance floor inside of it? But then most guys only know the Horizontal Bop and all appearances are that dance could be easily managed. What girl could say No to someone who picks her up in that bucket?
This is a highly modified AFV 430 series, which were originally feilded by the British Army. Very similar to M113 in design and purpose.
Yock a booming a@# stereo system up in that ride, no chrome? Whud up wit dat!!
whoever built that is gonna go fricken broke putting spinners on it…
This HAD to have been designed by the French.….a wine rack What are these yahoos thinking?
It is with out a doubt, that some folks do not know the differance beteen a personel carrier and a TANK. How ever I still think it would be a cool toy to have. I know from exsperience, that chicks do dig tanks!!!
what? no shag carpet. What about the fuel mileage?
what? no shag carpet. What about the fuel mileage?
Only an idiot would have mistaken that thing for a tank!! An apc, ok-most likely something that the Frogs have designed and built-champagne???? Good luck with that going against something big and bad! Abrahms? T-80?