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Secret Service Whoop Ass

Mount a mini-gun on a hard SUV and what do you get? I’m not sure but it sure does have a high rate of fire. Heads up, Code Pink bad people who could be viewed as a threat to state officials …

– Ward

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Roy Smith November 29, 2007 at 5:13 pm

Maybe if Blackwater would have had this in Fallujah in 2004 it would have been a different story.

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Camp November 29, 2007 at 6:02 pm

Looks like s fun Sunday driver, but I’d put a Mk-19 in the back hatch, claymores in the bumper, & retractable tazer probes encircling the vehicle… that’d keep those pesky windshield washers away. ;)
Maybe you could mount that Trophy anti-rocket system and mod it into a defensive/offensive system.

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22lr November 29, 2007 at 6:12 pm

Dont forget a few .30s mounted under the hood, and maybe a few rockets could pop out on side launchers.
Blackwater would just kill more civies with a vehicle like this, they can hold there fire with rifles yet alone a minigun.

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Joe Lagasse November 29, 2007 at 6:59 pm

Does that come standard?

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Brian November 29, 2007 at 10:59 pm

Those shell casings are gonna scratch the hell out of the paint on the roof.

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Foreign.Boy November 29, 2007 at 11:02 pm

+1 22lr….. +1
Forget intentional fire…. now Blackwater can blame their excessive fire rates for civilian casualties.

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mang November 29, 2007 at 11:17 pm

“Heads up, Code Pink . . .”
Pff, whatever, Mr. Ward. No need to be a dipshit.

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sglover November 30, 2007 at 12:29 am

“Pff, whatever, Mr. Ward. No need to be a dipshit.”
It’s all he knows.

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Kaltes November 30, 2007 at 1:07 am

This is really old. I saw it years ago. I don’t remember where, but I’m sure of it.

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citanon November 30, 2007 at 4:41 am

I believe this is for security at one of the national labs, not the secret service.

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BacSi duMorte November 30, 2007 at 7:09 am

I live in Detroit, the city where the weak are killed and eaten. I recently purchased three of these to assist in my daily commute to and from the ‘burbs for work. Amazing… simply amazing… what this device does for tailgaters who always seem to think the car ahead is too slow.And talk about clearing a lot so you can find parking!! By the way, I’m paying for these through the funds acquired by renting it to Santa.

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nb November 30, 2007 at 10:03 am

I’m holding off until they have the CROWS version available next year.

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mike November 30, 2007 at 11:11 am

“Heads up, Code Pink . . .”
Ward’s sure got his threat hierarchy straight… pathetic.

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C November 30, 2007 at 12:23 pm

these folks watched WAY too much A-Team back in the day

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Steven November 30, 2007 at 1:31 pm

“Ward’s sure got his threat hierarchy straight… pathetic.”
Hey Mike, maybe we can get your head removed from your a$$ and have a sense of humor installed in it’s place.

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mang November 30, 2007 at 5:31 pm

I dunno man, joking about shootin’ women is pretty weak. Weak like clear piss.
P.S. yes, I wish I had an SUV with a minigun in the roof.

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ohwilleke November 30, 2007 at 6:30 pm

This is just the thing if you are a terrorist who wants to mow down crowds of innocent people in marketplces. But, when in the world would there be a legitimate use for this thing?
In any situation when you contemplate needing that kind of firepower, which presumably would involve large numbers of armed hostiles, a far better armored vehicle would be de rigeur. You might as well put a 105mm gun on Yugo.

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Mike November 30, 2007 at 9:10 pm

Ward… Are you positive this is for the secret service and not something else like citanon stated??

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Pantera November 30, 2007 at 10:46 pm

Once again, a weapon that looks really freakin’ awesome, but has no practical purpose has gotten onto Defensetech
Not that I have any problem with it.

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Dinirich December 1, 2007 at 12:36 am

This vehicle was featured on an episode of Mythbusters recently when the were testing out the myth of how easy it was to shoot fish in a barrel. With this gun it was pretty damn easy. Youtube the clip.

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TrustButVerify December 1, 2007 at 10:27 am

In terms of sheer awesomeness, a pop-up minigun turret is right up there with the rocket-powered chainsaw launcher.

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CodeBlue December 1, 2007 at 11:44 am

Code Pink is going down!!!!! Hard

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Smith December 1, 2007 at 12:30 pm

I wonder when Ford will unveil their competition. A Bradley turret on an Expedition, maybe?

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steve December 1, 2007 at 3:01 pm

Definitely cool. But, there’s absolutely no freaking way that the Secret Service would ever buy something like this. Even if you used this as a defensive weapon, to pull the trigger would require absolutely no regard for innocent life. Only the biggest a-hole could imagine using this to protect a VIP in what I would assume to be an urban enviroment. Cool video, but, I shudder to think anyone actually has this somewhere.

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Rudy December 2, 2007 at 12:57 pm

You can’t fire along the sides without hitting the hatch doors?

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jsallison December 4, 2007 at 8:24 pm

I’m sure Kiefer Sutherland would love it. On a damped mount with some sights worthy of the name it might have some utility but on a free swinging flex mount like this…not so much.

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Graham Strouse December 8, 2007 at 6:18 pm

I want one. Free gas from friendly Shell clerks and no more speeding tickets.

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