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Home » Ground Vehicles » Secret Service Whoop Ass

Secret Service Whoop Ass

Mount a mini-​​gun on a hard SUV and what do you get? I’m not sure but it sure does have a high rate of fire. Heads up, Code Pink bad peo­ple who could be viewed as a threat to state officials …

– Ward

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  1. Roy Smith says:
    November 29, 2007 at 5:13 pm

    Maybe if Blackwater would have had this in Fallujah in 2004 it would have been a dif­fer­ent story.

    Reply
  2. Camp says:
    November 29, 2007 at 6:02 pm

    Looks like s fun Sunday dri­ver, but I’d put a Mk-​​19 in the back hatch, clay­mores in the bumper, & retractable tazer probes encir­cling the vehi­cle… that’d keep those pesky wind­shield wash­ers away. ;)
    Maybe you could mount that Trophy anti-​​rocket sys­tem and mod it into a defensive/​offensive system.

    Reply
  3. 22lr says:
    November 29, 2007 at 6:12 pm

    Dont for­get a few .30s mounted under the hood, and maybe a few rock­ets could pop out on side launch­ers.
    Blackwater would just kill more civies with a vehi­cle like this, they can hold there fire with rifles yet alone a minigun.

    Reply
  4. Joe Lagasse says:
    November 29, 2007 at 6:59 pm

    Does that come standard?

    Reply
  5. Brian says:
    November 29, 2007 at 10:59 pm

    Those shell cas­ings are gonna scratch the hell out of the paint on the roof.

    Reply
  6. Foreign.Boy says:
    November 29, 2007 at 11:02 pm

    +1 22lr.…. +1
    Forget inten­tional fire.… now Blackwater can blame their exces­sive fire rates for civil­ian casualties.

    Reply
  7. mang says:
    November 29, 2007 at 11:17 pm

    “Heads up, Code Pink …“
    Pff, what­ever, Mr. Ward. No need to be a dipshit.

    Reply
  8. sglover says:
    November 30, 2007 at 12:29 am

    “Pff, what­ever, Mr. Ward. No need to be a dip­shit.“
    It’s all he knows.

    Reply
  9. Kaltes says:
    November 30, 2007 at 1:07 am

    This is really old. I saw it years ago. I don’t remem­ber where, but I’m sure of it.

    Reply
  10. citanon says:
    November 30, 2007 at 4:41 am

    I believe this is for secu­rity at one of the national labs, not the secret service.

    Reply
  11. BacSi duMorte says:
    November 30, 2007 at 7:09 am

    I live in Detroit, the city where the weak are killed and eaten. I recently pur­chased three of these to assist in my daily com­mute to and from the ‘burbs for work. Amazing… sim­ply amaz­ing… what this device does for tail­gaters who always seem to think the car ahead is too slow.And talk about clear­ing a lot so you can find park­ing!! By the way, I’m pay­ing for these through the funds acquired by rent­ing it to Santa.

    Reply
  12. nb says:
    November 30, 2007 at 10:03 am

    I’m hold­ing off until they have the CROWS ver­sion avail­able next year.

    Reply
  13. mike says:
    November 30, 2007 at 11:11 am

    “Heads up, Code Pink …“
    Ward’s sure got his threat hier­ar­chy straight… pathetic.

    Reply
  14. C says:
    November 30, 2007 at 12:23 pm

    these folks watched WAY too much A-​​Team back in the day

    Reply
  15. Steven says:
    November 30, 2007 at 1:31 pm

    “Ward’s sure got his threat hier­ar­chy straight… pathetic.“
    Hey Mike, maybe we can get your head removed from your a$$ and have a sense of humor installed in it’s place.

    Reply
  16. mang says:
    November 30, 2007 at 5:31 pm

    I dunno man, jok­ing about shootin’ women is pretty weak. Weak like clear piss.
    P.S. yes, I wish I had an SUV with a mini­gun in the roof.

    Reply
  17. ohwilleke says:
    November 30, 2007 at 6:30 pm

    This is just the thing if you are a ter­ror­ist who wants to mow down crowds of inno­cent peo­ple in mar­ket­plces. But, when in the world would there be a legit­i­mate use for this thing?
    In any sit­u­a­tion when you con­tem­plate need­ing that kind of fire­power, which pre­sum­ably would involve large num­bers of armed hos­tiles, a far bet­ter armored vehi­cle would be de rigeur. You might as well put a 105mm gun on Yugo.

    Reply
  18. Mike says:
    November 30, 2007 at 9:10 pm

    Ward… Are you pos­i­tive this is for the secret ser­vice and not some­thing else like citanon stated??

    Reply
  19. Pantera says:
    November 30, 2007 at 10:46 pm

    Once again, a weapon that looks really freakin’ awe­some, but has no prac­ti­cal pur­pose has got­ten onto Defensetech
    Not that I have any prob­lem with it.

    Reply
  20. Dinirich says:
    December 1, 2007 at 12:36 am

    This vehi­cle was fea­tured on an episode of Mythbusters recently when the were test­ing out the myth of how easy it was to shoot fish in a bar­rel. With this gun it was pretty damn easy. Youtube the clip.

    Reply
  21. TrustButVerify says:
    December 1, 2007 at 10:27 am

    In terms of sheer awe­some­ness, a pop-​​up mini­gun tur­ret is right up there with the rocket-​​powered chain­saw launcher.

    Reply
  22. CodeBlue says:
    December 1, 2007 at 11:44 am

    Code Pink is going down!!!!! Hard

    Reply
  23. Smith says:
    December 1, 2007 at 12:30 pm

    I won­der when Ford will unveil their com­pe­ti­tion. A Bradley tur­ret on an Expedition, maybe?

    Reply
  24. steve says:
    December 1, 2007 at 3:01 pm

    Definitely cool. But, there’s absolutely no freak­ing way that the Secret Service would ever buy some­thing like this. Even if you used this as a defen­sive weapon, to pull the trig­ger would require absolutely no regard for inno­cent life. Only the biggest a-​​hole could imag­ine using this to pro­tect a VIP in what I would assume to be an urban envi­ro­ment. Cool video, but, I shud­der to think any­one actu­ally has this somewhere.

    Reply
  25. Rudy says:
    December 2, 2007 at 12:57 pm

    You can’t fire along the sides with­out hit­ting the hatch doors?

    Reply
  26. jsallison says:
    December 4, 2007 at 8:24 pm

    I’m sure Kiefer Sutherland would love it. On a damped mount with some sights wor­thy of the name it might have some util­ity but on a free swing­ing flex mount like this…not so much.

    Reply
  27. Graham Strouse says:
    December 8, 2007 at 6:18 pm

    I want one. Free gas from friendly Shell clerks and no more speed­ing tickets.

    Reply

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