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Home » Iraq Diary » Murphy Strikes (Christian in Iraq)

Murphy Strikes (Christian in Iraq)

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It all seemed to be going so smoothly.

Sure, the unit was an hour late to pick me up. But you gotta be ready for that when trav­el­ing in a war zone. They don’t work on your sched­ule over here.

I made it down to the com­mand post for 3rd Battalion, 3rd Marines — a Hawaii-​​based unit that’s been here since August. The plan was to head out with them in a town called Karmah for a cou­ple days to see how secu­rity has improved since some tough fight­ing this past summer.

I met a few of the guys, loaded my gear (way too much of it, of course) into the “high-​​back” Humvee (the pickup truck ver­sion with a big box of thick steel armor­ing its cargo com­part­ment) and we headed toward the back gate of Camp Fallujah. During the first part of the ride, we made small talk, get­ting to know where each other was from and how things had been since they got here.

Then I asked them how their Humvees had been hold­ing up.

“Pretty good,” one of the Marines replied.

The Humvee is a real work­horse here. But for the last few years new units com­ing in have been falling in on the same jeeps left here by other bat­tal­ions head­ing out. That means these Humvees have taken quite a beat­ing. And it’s a real trib­ute to the main­te­nance Marines — and Soldiers, for that mat­ter — who keep them running.


No sooner had we left the back gate on our way to Combat Outpost Delta, where 3/3’s Lima Company is based, than the vehi­cle com­man­der radioed his team leader: “Gunny, you know your Humvee is smoking?”

Though we tried for another 100 or so yards, push­ing on for the rest of the five-​​mile trip was not an option. We had to tow it back to Camp Fallujah for repair or a switch of Humvee.

I was wish­ing I hadn’t asked any­thing about the jeeps…

A blown radi­a­tor, a screwy Chameleon anti-​​IED sys­tem and a Blue Force Tracker on the fritz, kept us at Fallujah for eight more hours. Each time we thought we were free to go, a new prob­lem cropped up. Murphy was on the attack.

The main­te­nance guys told me many of the ear­lier prob­lems with the Humvee had been fixed. With new sus­pen­sions, more pow­er­ful engines and a rebuilt power steer­ing sys­tem, major prob­lems are kept at bay. Problem is, it’s the minor ones that’ll keep you from get­ting to your des­ti­na­tion most of the time.

They told me Marines at the for­ward bases some­times put oil in the power steer­ing sys­tem, or brake fluid in the radi­a­tor. “One time I had to drain the gas tank and I found anti-​​freeze,” one of them said.

There’s no evi­dence this kind of rou­tine Jiffy Lube snafu was the cause of our prob­lems. But one thing’s for sure. These Humvees do Herculean work. But if you put the wrong flu­ids on the wrong place, Murphy could be lurk­ing behind you just around the corner.

– Christian

(Cross-​​posted at Christian’s “From the Front” blog.)

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  1. Cory says:
    January 11, 2008 at 8:35 pm

    Camp Fallujah was my home whils I was work­ing with the Marines as an Army grunt. My Humvee looked like swiss cheese and liked to catch on fire now and then. at least you have some trees on the Camp to look at.

    Reply
  2. sam says:
    January 12, 2008 at 7:23 am

    don’t they teach the grunts what fluid goes where

    Reply
  3. Charles says:
    January 12, 2008 at 10:53 am

    There has to be a good rea­son for that kind of screwup; nobody is *that* stu­pid to mix up flu­ids. Especially in this day and age where most guys have cars and are socially expected to know how to work on them.
    As for the Humvees, I’m kind of sur­prised they’re still get­ting play, with the MRAP hub-​​bub and all.

    Reply
  4. slntax says:
    January 12, 2008 at 2:14 pm

    up armored humvee’s are bad ass. my had taken 10+ hits from ieds and still keep on truck­ing. the only thing the ieds do is pop tires which we would get out of the kill zone and fix in sector.

    Reply
  5. DoubleTapper says:
    January 12, 2008 at 4:12 pm

    When they first brought the Humvee’s to Israel, they told us they were unflip­pable.
    The IDF man­aged to flip one on the first day.
    Drive safe!

    Reply
  6. seguin says:
    January 12, 2008 at 5:24 pm

    Charles– Yeah, there are peo­ple that stu­pid. I’ve met them. One guy put his lug nuts on back­ward (beveled end out).
    It’s really sad. You know, peo­ple used to grind their valves at home.

    Reply
  7. Effeminem says:
    January 12, 2008 at 7:23 pm

    The Humvee flu­ids ports aren’t that easy to iden­tify if you’ve never opened one up before. Of course, they come with instructions.

    Reply
  8. Solomon says:
    January 12, 2008 at 8:38 pm

    Christian…its cold huh? I bet you’re freez­ing your behind off at night huh??? How those rats, scor­pi­ons and such treat­ing ya big guy? Kinda makes ya won­der why you decided to head back don’t it? Jokes aside be safe cow­boy, can’t wait to hear your stories…

    Reply
  9. Brian says:
    January 13, 2008 at 2:26 pm

    They need to be care­ful where they put the head­light fluid. They’ll throw the Fahrvergn

    Reply
  10. DC2 Jennings says:
    January 15, 2008 at 11:25 am

    Well when I was in the Navy they had pad­locks on the access hatches to the main reduc­tion gears in the engine room. Back in the day when some­body didn’t want to go out to sea they put metal shav­ings in the reduc­tion gears and you were guar­an­teed to miss a deploy­ment.
    So maybe it isn’t that they are igno­rant but rather they just don’t want to go out­side the wire.
    DC2

    Reply
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