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MDA: Stop watching porn at work

by Mike Hoffman on August 3, 2012

The Missile Defense Agency issued a warning to its employees in July to stop surfing porn sites with government computers, according to a Bloomberg report.

Executive Director John James Jr. had to issue a memo to employees telling them to stop watching porn at work and sending pornographic pictures and messages from their MDA computers. James went on to explain that those employees who continue to spend time looking at the wrong rockets risk losing their security clearances, suspensions, and even their jobs.

Bloomberg’s Tony Capaccio obtained the memo discovering it was issued after only six out of more than 8,000 employees at MDA were caught surfing porn sites. Software that protects against cyber attacks also alerted the authorities to visits to these websites since so many are laced with viruses and malware downloads.

Chase Cunningham, chief of cyber analytics at Sterling, Virginia-based Decisive Analytics Corporation, told Bloomberg that sites with high-quality imagery, porn or not, run as risks for harboring cyber attacks as hackers can hide malicious code on the sites used to hack unsuspecting users.

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f.lindsay August 3, 2012 at 12:18 am

ANOTHER GREAT WASTE TAX PAYER $- BarackObama LOST his license 2 practice LAW in the State of ILLINOIS —Y is the QUESTION?
rumor says Barry USED A FAKE IDENTITY when APPLYING 2 THE STATE BAR ASSOCIATION- MO lost hers as well 4 SOMETHING SO IMMORAL the Federal Judge told her 2 ''SURRENDER'' her LICENSE or FACE an EXTENDED VISIT 2 PRISON——these are NOT GOOD PEOPLE.

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Roy Smith August 3, 2012 at 12:54 am

What does this have to do with ****?

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coloneljoe August 3, 2012 at 12:54 pm

They are both assholes that what it has to do with porn!

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LanceKant August 3, 2012 at 1:37 am

I had to read this twice to understand what you were saying.

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blight_ August 3, 2012 at 8:17 am
JackBlack August 4, 2012 at 11:42 am

Porn Porn all the time!

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PolicyWonk August 6, 2012 at 6:46 pm

This is a bald-faced LIE. Snopes (and other similar) de-bunked this BRAVO SIERRA that you are spreading (apparently, you feel there isn't enough fertilizer on the internet already). Floow the SNOPES link below – it is CORRECT – and YOU are NOT.

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sailor12 August 9, 2012 at 9:07 am

Don't you know neither of them are allowed to practice anything while they are in office. Another dumb a*s rumor.

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mi1400 August 3, 2012 at 12:40 am

Curse from Osama Bin Laden !?!… or an inspiration for how to remain FIT spending days/nights of decades in bunker & caves!!!…

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BlackOwl18E August 3, 2012 at 12:51 am

Total lack of discipline.

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Comedian August 5, 2012 at 9:20 am

I dunno, man. Only six were caught. Out of a thousand, that's pretty good.

Insert snide grins and immature chuckles here ____________________.

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tiger August 3, 2012 at 2:02 am

Meanwhile, while they are messing with crap like this. Some disgruntled private is selling all the MDA info to Wikileaks……..

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William C. August 3, 2012 at 2:08 am

A failure of a private who shouldn't have ever been allowed to wear the uniform or work for the DoD in any respect.

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tiger August 3, 2012 at 5:08 am

True, very true. That goes for Mr. Fort Hood as well. Both should have seen a firing squad by now in my book.

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blight_ August 3, 2012 at 8:18 am

I think for Nidal, beheading by sword would be appropriate, but I think that falls under unusual (even though cruel and unusual was invented for stuff like the rack and annual pillorying)

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EW3 August 3, 2012 at 10:10 am

A dull sword greased with bacon fat.

What he did was cruel and unusual.
The penalty should befit the crime.

tiger August 3, 2012 at 4:13 pm

It stil gets me the guy gets promoted yet has business cards as being a "Soilder of Allah." The Army must be deaf & PC?

Stan August 3, 2012 at 9:04 am

I am sorry there still people around who need to be told not to serf for porn at work. To government employees, please remember to wipe the keyboards with disinfectant wipes every shift.

Also, nice image choice for this post.

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tiger August 3, 2012 at 4:07 pm

The nice thing about not have a full time gig is I have too much time to surf. Reading want ads get borring after a while. This & Yahoo Answers keep my brain on useful things. Thank God for the olympics. Tired of reruns….

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Matt August 3, 2012 at 9:40 am

It amazes me that the common office jockey doesent realize EVERYTHING he does from a work computer is monitored. Here we have defense contractors with higher clearance than your basic underling…. those guys really should know better.

I think MDA are being far too kind… they should clean house. I would welcome the opportunity to take over for some jackass who would rather surf porn than work.

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Earthworm Jim August 5, 2012 at 9:24 am

Agreed. I'd love to take over a job where I could watch porn, too.

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tiger August 5, 2012 at 9:41 am

I got busted for using the company cell phone to call home. Another place had cameras in the company van to watch you driving.

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EW3 August 3, 2012 at 10:12 am

Out of all the government agencies where this might be going on they focus on MDA?

Makes you wonder if there is an agenda in this report.

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footyfoot August 7, 2012 at 10:07 pm

Yes, the same one as in all the other audits over the years where porn-thirsting people were rooted out of government departments and agencies that WEREN'T the MDA. The agenda? "We spend a lot of cash on you every budget cycle- what are you doing with it?"

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Mastro August 3, 2012 at 10:53 am

Too many jokes….

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Matt Holzmann August 3, 2012 at 11:32 am

as Lowell George once said, "I got a rocket in my pocket".

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Pappa51 August 3, 2012 at 12:37 pm

These people have a mental and moral problem. I really think that we need to expect more from these at MDA or any govenmental department. If they have so much time on their hands to surf porn; we are doing something seriously wrong. That kind of stuff will rot your brain, and ruin your life. Actions like this in the public sector will get you fired in a heart beat.
Cheers

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Dom August 3, 2012 at 1:24 pm

remember when they used to paint the pin up girls on the planes back in the WW2 days…

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tiger August 3, 2012 at 4:10 pm

Can you picture what they will paint post DADT? Ah, Pass the Chic Fil a fries please.

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blight_ August 4, 2012 at 1:34 pm

Shark faces?

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JohnB August 3, 2012 at 3:10 pm

Oh, those are just research for pictures to be painted on the new (sea/air) crafts.

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navyjag907 August 3, 2012 at 4:53 pm

No hookers on TDY; no surfing for porn on government computers; no gambling in the office; no sleeping at your desk; no drinking alcohol during the duty day; no sex with anyone while at work–how are you supposed to get through the day? These jobs are pretty boring, you know..

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tiger August 5, 2012 at 9:49 am

That would explain the Secret Service guys in Columbia. Things were cool till that one cheap skate started a bar fight. Now no fun for the ear peice guys…….

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McPosterdoor August 3, 2012 at 5:46 pm

Interesting photo you chose for this article. Couldn't find any trains in a tunnel?

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Russell August 3, 2012 at 6:46 pm

What the heck do trains in a tunnel have to do with the Missile Defense Agency? They chose the right pic unless you can't read.

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BlackOwl18E August 3, 2012 at 9:16 pm

I think you missed his sexual innuendo entirely.

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Russell August 3, 2012 at 11:53 pm

Nope not at all….the missile shooting off fits….a train in a tunnel doesnt fit the story only the innuendo.

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ChArLeS1A2 August 3, 2012 at 11:59 pm

The missile firing matches the MDA (MISSILE Defense Agency) context and innuendo, a train in a tunnel……mmm……not so much, lol. Good try though.

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retired462 August 3, 2012 at 8:18 pm

Not to worry – General (loser) Wesley Clark will take care of the situation (lol)!

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Dale August 4, 2012 at 6:31 am

Just fire them without severance and say why. Word will get around, and more effective than a warning letter. Better if they fired the bottom 10% of performers as well — way too much dead wood(!) in the government, where it takes nearly an act of Congress to fire anyone.

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Dale August 4, 2012 at 6:32 am

Just fire them without severance and say why. Word will get around, and more effective than a warning letter. Better if they fired the bottom 10 percent of performers as well — way too much dead wood(!) in the government, where it takes nearly an act of Congress to fire anyone.

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JackBlack August 4, 2012 at 11:43 am

Porn is healthy!

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Nicky August 4, 2012 at 7:00 pm

Just lay them off. It would be easier than firing them

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Robert Fritts August 5, 2012 at 8:31 pm

Fire them for cause. This prevents further employment with DOD or DOD contractors. Make a example of them. Time to cull the herd from anything funded by the tax payers. There are plenty of quality folks waiting to take their places. Or keep them and demote them for cause to GS-1 pay. I'm sure the wifey will find out the real reason for the cut in pay in 48 hrs.

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Sergei August 6, 2012 at 4:07 pm

Strong wrist push button good many time shoot bad bomd in air

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Old Chief August 6, 2012 at 4:49 pm

Fire these idiots.And fire those other idiots who think this is not a serious matter.And remember to fire the idiots who hire these idiots.If it's porn they want,let them find a job in that industry. I strongly resent my tax money going to their salaries. And,no,I am not a prude ,by a long shot.Just the average American with 20 years military service and just plain fed up with these jokers.

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John D August 6, 2012 at 6:48 pm

Funny, this has been govt policy since computers became a tool of the trade! All govt computers I've worked with have blocks build in and if they are defeated, the managers routinely check your sites. Really grat security at Missile command!! Makes me feel secure in the knowledge that our nuke missles are in such trused hands!!

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Riceball August 8, 2012 at 2:14 pm

Maybe it's the managers who are the ones doing the surfing for porn.

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JACK August 6, 2012 at 8:07 pm

FIRE THEM ALL AND START NEW WITH NEW PEOPLE, I WORK FOR THE VETERANS AFFAIRS AND IF I DID THAT I WOULD BE OUT OF A JOB AND CHARGE WITH A CRIME, ITS GOOD FOR ALL FEDERAL EMPLOYEES,

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guest August 7, 2012 at 8:13 am

6 out of 8,000? There have to be more affirmative action appointees than that!

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Hunter76 August 7, 2012 at 9:58 pm

If you start firing goof-offs, where will it end?

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Wesley Nelson August 9, 2012 at 12:08 pm

Seriously, the guys and gals with their finger on the triggers think that surfing porn sites is executing sound judgement?

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USAF vet August 9, 2012 at 1:40 pm

Are you kidding? Why doesn't the MDA IT folks block the porn sites? In 2003, before blocking was implemented, a defense contractor was fired after the IT folks caught him surfing porn sites on weekend shifts. He was gone in three days. He lost his job, security clearance and wife as a result pretty much ruining his future employment prospects.

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John Russell October 29, 2012 at 6:14 pm

I told al lthose women to stop it lookiing at NAKED MEN should be ashamed of yourselves ahhhhh! How could all you owmen be doing this especially on Work computers ?

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Minottx@gmail.com January 16, 2013 at 9:34 pm

SAIC has the missle defense contract …just google that up to confirm… And SAIC does permit this kind of behavior at government work sites and I have the evidence to prove it.

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blight_ August 3, 2012 at 12:06 pm

He was a psychotic murderer, just like James Eagan Holmes (which strikes close to home, as I too am a graduate student of the sciences)

What confuses me is that his actions are unambiguous. He brought guns. He shot people. He was angry, but he wasn't insane or mentally deficient. Same as Hasan Ackbar.

John Allen Muhammad's execution as the Beltway Sniper took eight years (2001 from the snipings to 2009). And this is in Virginia/MD, mind you, during the post 9/11 Bush years.

I'm confused why Hasan Ackbar hasn't been executed yet myself, but I wonder if people still remember him…

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Shower Gun August 5, 2012 at 9:22 am

Wait… Why bacon fat?

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tiger August 3, 2012 at 4:03 pm

Court Marshal is about to start finally. Right now the hold up is over the right to have a beard in court.

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blight_ August 3, 2012 at 4:44 pm

Well, it points to religion and evangelism penetrating what should be a more secular military.

Then again, both of his parents died, he heard distorted news about Afghanistan and may have interfaced with Anwar Awlaki. Together it may have changed him for the worse, but now it's time to pay the piper.

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Jay August 5, 2012 at 2:57 am

So fire them. I have OCD too. I will never let it affect my nations itegrity.

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Loh Chee Leong October 15, 2012 at 2:53 am

You are not able to access to any porn sites if you are on Chinese web browsers, too bad there isn't any excitements.

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tiger August 5, 2012 at 9:38 am

Not up on your religion practices this Sunday? Muslims & Jews do not eat pork or prork products. Eat BLT, go to hell basically…..

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VCT_Retired-Army August 7, 2012 at 11:35 am

They were wrong and should be fired, but rest assured that the SIPRNET is completely separate from the Internet … so no porn was watched on classified systems. Its impossible as there are no classified porn websites on the SIPRNET which is wholly DOD owned.

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