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U.S. and Russian Dolphins May Meet in Black Sea

by Mike Hoffman on April 22, 2014

DolphinForget frigates or destroyers, the next show of force between the U.S. and Russia in the Black Sea could be the fleet of military dolphins trained by the two navies.

The U.S. Navy had planned to include dolphins in the upcoming training exercises planned for the Black Sea. Tom LaPuzza,  spokesman for the U.S. Navy’s marine mammals program, confirmed those plans for the Mail Online.

Ukraine had its own fleet of military dolphins that were located in Crimea. When Russia annexed Crimea, they also got the dolphins. The Russian newspaper Izvestia went as far to suggest the Russian and U.S. dolphins could meet meet in the Black Sea this summer.

The U.S. Navy uses the dolphins to hunt mines, find intruder swimmers and disrupt enemy sonars. Russia uses the dolphins in the same manner. Along with dolphins, the two countries have also trained seals as part of the program.

The U.S. started its military dolphin program more than 50 years ago. The U.S. Navy currently has at least 75 dolphins trained in its program. It’s official name is the Navy Marine Mammal Program and it’s based in San Diego, Calif. It was classified up until the 1990s.

U.S. officials plan to close the program in 2017 and replace the dolphins with robots — specifically General Dynamics’ Knifefish.

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andy April 22, 2014 at 12:12 pm

We should mount a remote Torpedo unit on the back of these Dolphin.

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muttling April 22, 2014 at 3:18 pm

There was a period in the program when the dolphins were being trained to deliver satchel charges, but it had a minor problem. The dolphins were unable to distinguish between enemy ships and our ships so they were just as likely to hit one of ours.

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andy April 22, 2014 at 3:32 pm

Since we mount the camera, I suppose we can see and control with the remote to launch the torpedos by the SEAL so it will be safer don't you think ?

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ShamWowed April 22, 2014 at 3:56 pm

Hey Muttling you were not by chance attached to this unit were you? I have a friend who was with the unit during the first stages of Iraq 2.0. Anyway, I got to tour the unit while visiting. Pretty cool assignment. I thought the transport bladders were hilarious. Kind of like having an above-ground pool.

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Connor Cook April 22, 2014 at 12:16 pm

Right, next thing you know we're training them to fight enemy sea creatures…

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Christopher Bloom April 22, 2014 at 1:00 pm

Sounds like the premise of a SYFY chan original movie minus the Dolphin mutiny!!!

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Clint Notestine April 22, 2014 at 8:57 pm

dolphin vs crocodile

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tiger April 22, 2014 at 1:10 pm

Flipper vs. Ivan Flippertovich??? LOL

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tiger April 22, 2014 at 1:21 pm

Flipper leads a hard core team of "Agents of SHIELD" Dolphins bent on mining the Black sea fleet. But then from the Dark deep……. Ivan Flippertovich & his Spetsnaz trained band called "RED FIN," lie in wait to pounce on the US invaders. Armed with double barreled spear guns & Russian shooting knives. They will make the Black Sea, turn red with blood…….

Flipper vs RED FIN!!!!! Coming soon………..

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oblat4 April 22, 2014 at 1:37 pm

Saw the editorial in rhe straits times recently about what asian nations can expect from alliances with America. A lot of them are pointing to the Ukraine crisis and saying obviously not much. But in any conflict we will send our pets.

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ShamWowed April 22, 2014 at 3:57 pm

Yep pets and internet warriors. Can't wait to hear your war stories!

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NeoconBrony April 22, 2014 at 4:52 pm

That argument doesn't make any sense, Ukraine wasn't our ally. If we tried to make them our ally, the Russians would have invaded a long time ago to prevent us from doing just that.

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ide April 22, 2014 at 5:28 pm

What do you call US / NATO's latest plot in Ukraine? The brain dead Neo-Cons are still trying to occupy Ukraine with US/NATO troops despite the spectacular failure of their coup, false flag ops, and all-lying media propaganda campaign in the US and UK.

Even to this day, these neo-con scums are doing their best to provoke Russia with false accusations and false flag ops.

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ShamWowed April 22, 2014 at 5:48 pm

Idi,
I don't deny the US does some evil stuff. Question though, which Neo-Cons are you referring? Last I checked, the current Administration is Liberal in political spectrum not so much Neo-Con. Now I agree that McCaine gets off his couch when he should still nap a bit. Syria comes to mind, but I have not heard of this vast conspiracy by those not running the show.

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ide April 22, 2014 at 7:55 pm

only "some evil stuff"? LOL. I guess "some" may still be considered appropriate even if 95% or 99% of what the US govt does is evil?

only amateurish, mentally lazy / incompetent on-lookers would buy into "left vs right", "liberal vs neo-con" political monkey show being perpetrated propaganda arm of the powers that be – the media.

over 5 decades of evidence for those with the brain to test and verify his/her theories on US politics. (granted, it takes some serious time and mental effort)

which Neo-Cons you ask?

Answer: those who advocated military actions against Russia, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya, Syria, Sudan, Yemen, Burma, N. Korea, Cuba, Venezuela … those who have supported the "Patriot Act" and the likes, those who have promoted the phony "War on Terror", those who claimed that 9-11 was the work of bin Laden, or Muslim terrorists, … those who have made off with billions, or tens of billions, of hundreds of billions from military spending year after year.

oblatt22 April 23, 2014 at 8:34 am

> If we tried to make them our ally, the Russians would have invaded a long time ago to prevent us from doing just that.

Ah yea have you checked the news recently

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deanegilmour April 22, 2014 at 2:21 pm

Wouldn't it be justification if the dolphins from the opposing navies got together in an undersea confab and made a pac t to interfer with both navies, give them false info, and refuse to do their instructions. The dolphins are probably smarter then their cousin landlubber mammals, homo sapiens

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Peter April 22, 2014 at 5:35 pm

Just wait until mighty Cthulu hears of this. And awakens!

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William_C1 April 22, 2014 at 6:12 pm

It's time to escalate to phase 2, unleash the sharks with lasers on their heads.

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conradswims April 22, 2014 at 6:44 pm

Don't count on the dolphins to follow orders. There are several pods off Redondo where I swim and they call all the shots. They do as they damn well please.

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ShamWowed April 22, 2014 at 7:23 pm

Well, good luck to the military folks out there and to those with loved ones serving. Despite the overall hate, discontent, and what I presume to be sexual frustration on this site, I see little directed at the warriors. For the self-proclaimed scientists, engineers, and internet warriors, I look forward to your many contributions that will make waging war a much more efficient and less-costly endeavor. That is if you confine your talents just to the defense sector.

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protect dolphins April 22, 2014 at 8:11 pm

Those cowards who created and operated these "military dolphin" programs should be criminally charged for animal cruelty.

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JohnnyRanger April 22, 2014 at 10:36 pm

At the risk of ruining my reputation on this site, I have to agree. Not their fight. They go along without any clue of what they're really involved in because they're intelligent enough to be useful, but not intelligent enough to understand that they're being exploited. Loyal as dogs, except they swim. I would lay down MY life in a flat heartbeat for my country, but this troubles me. And before you call me a vegan tree-hugger, I had a Cuban sandwich for lunch (ham, turkey, roast pork) and a couple dozen wings for dinner (not my finest hour, cholesterol-wise…).

And despite my dog reference, I have no problem with military working dogs, because I believe that dogs (unlike dolphins, with which I have ZERO knowledge or experience) understand the difference between good and evil, and are therefore better suited to military employment.

To summarize, my position is that of an uninformed animal lover who illogically attributes human intelligence and rationalization to dogs, but not dolphins. So there.

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xXTomcatXx April 23, 2014 at 9:58 am

You clearly have never witnessed the marine mammal program in person. Those lovely animals have it better than any of their cousins in the wild or a seaquarium. They have the best care AND they still get to go out in the wild. To them they're job is a game of hide and seek. They love to play too.

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uni April 23, 2014 at 11:51 am

Utter nonsense. Don't pretend to know what dolphins like. They don't know what they are being trained to do, or the risks they will be taking. How much is YOUR life worth? Some fishes for a meal and seek-and-hide for games during the day?

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hibeam April 22, 2014 at 10:05 pm

The Marine version is covered with tattoos.

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Musson April 23, 2014 at 3:05 pm

At least the Army version keeps his G#DDAMMED FLIPPERS OUT OF HIS POCKETS!

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Hialpha April 22, 2014 at 10:33 pm

So long, and thanks for all the fish…

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UUV Warrior April 23, 2014 at 9:32 am

The most hilarious part of the article is the last sentence. "U.S. officials plan to close the program in 2017 and replace the dolphins with robots — specifically General Dynamics’ Knifefish." Anyone familiar with the Knifefish program knows that thing will never meet the reliability requirements.

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xXTomcatXx April 23, 2014 at 12:48 pm

Have a little OPSEC sense, would ya!

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Nasties April 23, 2014 at 10:42 am

And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads. Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done

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Kim Scholer April 23, 2014 at 11:59 am

A countermeasure (applicable to both sides) would be to use female dolphins as honey traps.

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New World Disorder April 23, 2014 at 3:39 pm

So, ….where are you stationed?

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Justanothertuna April 25, 2014 at 4:28 pm

Oh ow it could be the beginning of the dolphine wars. (kidding)

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ide April 22, 2014 at 7:36 pm

if you actually believe the US is being run by a "president" in the White House, then you've been reading (and believing) nothing but worthless MSM crap all your life. And you would not even qualify as a beginner in real US politics.

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robert k April 23, 2014 at 6:43 pm

tiger, give your "The Golfer in Chief" crap a rest, and go read something about the power of campaign sponsors, presidential advisers, cabinet members, the Congress, and the CFR. I suspect motivated high school students know more about our political power structure than you do.

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ide April 22, 2014 at 7:57 pm

edit 2nd paragraph, last line: …perpetrated BY THE propaganda arm of …

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ShamWowed April 22, 2014 at 8:27 pm

Idi,

Relax a sec, your tinfoil hat may become dislodged (joking). You may have had an argument, albeit with no proof or references, until you suggested 9-11 was an inside job. I am a student of history and I do appreciate an opposing point of view. I am a supporter of independent media outlets and follow some myself. Your use of the word NeoCon was a poor choice and directed the topic strictly with the politically conservative types. However, the Jesse Ventura's and Alex Jones types have soiled your following. It is quite easy to see the abuse of power in the world. Since the US is the most powerful nation, well we are the poster child for said abuse and have developed a subtlety to the subjugation. Having said that, we also represent the most selfless of nations at times and we contribute to the world as a whole on many levels.
So in short, to make your point, you need not suggest we are simpletons without knowledge when we question your perspective.
However, this seems to be the MO for many on this site so maybe it is a conditioned response.
Good luck finding utopia, and let us know if you find it.

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oblatt22 April 23, 2014 at 8:36 am

Just wave a flag son when your finished

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TX-fireman April 23, 2014 at 6:56 pm

a failed student in history at best.

The rules and laws of architecture, civil engineering, material science, and physics are not to be sidelined by any human "beliefs", government claims, or media reports.

If the steel melts at 2500F, then it melts at 2500F in the US and any other place on earth. If ordinary jet fuel (hydrocarbons) cannot burn hotter than 800 F, then no amount of BS from you, the government or the media can change it.

If steel frame buildings in other countries had never collapsed from fire after burning for more than 24 hours and the US is the only country that claims fire had demolished TWC 1, 2, and 7, then the US government was lying.

It's that simple.

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TX-fireman April 23, 2014 at 7:01 pm

note: TWC 1 & 2 burned for less than an hour, while bldg 7 had experienced no major fire or plane hits.

all 3 buildings were brought down by well-planted and well-timed high tech explosives. i.e. it was controlled demolition by people with time and privileged access to the buildings.

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tiger April 23, 2014 at 8:57 pm

Son, please do not bring that crap up again………. Steel does not have to melt for structural failure of load bearing members to fail. Leave the ufo, grassy knoll, wtc 7, area 51 crap part of the net alone. It will warp your brain…..

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Mitch S. April 24, 2014 at 1:15 am

If steel cannot be affected by less than 2500F and no building fire can approach that temp why are steel framed buildings required to have their beams coated with fire insulating material? (of course we know steel looses it's strength at a temp much lower than its melting point ).

If jet fuel cannot burn hotter than 800 F why are jet engine combusters and turbines made of special high heat resistant alloys?

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Teacher April 23, 2014 at 7:24 pm

the vast majority of Americans read and believe mainstream media crap all their life. It's the norm, not the exception.

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TX-fireman April 23, 2014 at 9:01 pm

BS, kiddo.

Learn something for real about the properties of construction steel and history of fire on steel frame buildings first.

Don't waste our time with your ignorant BS. Thanx.

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ide April 23, 2014 at 9:07 pm

Agreed. I suspect many unmotivated high school students know more about the real world than this guy. It's quite unfathomable that there are still people who believe in the power of a single person to run this country.

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